I gotta move to Canada!

Canada is giving away free crack pipes!

Now, that's a frozen socialist wasteland I could live with!

HT: Alarming News.

Off-topic, but funny

Sorry, this doesn't deal with God, guns, drugs, or pornography, but it's still really funny.

Rocky

(safe for work, better with sound on)

Happy Slapping

Clayton Cramer comments on a new UK problem: "happy slapping," whereby teenagers assault people for fun and capture the video on camera phones.

In this Guardian article, a victim explains the experience:

Earlier this month James Silver, 34, a freelance journalist, was attacked while jogging on the South Bank in London. While one youth blocked his path, another hit him with a rolled-up magazine.

When he spun around another teenager - who had been hiding behind nearby scaffolding - leapt out and hit him hard in the head. When he staggered to his feet he noticed the rest of the gang were jeering and pointing their mobile phones at him.

Silver admits that while the attack left his "ego smarting" he did not think it worth reporting. "At the end of the day I was unharmed but it was pretty shocking at the time," he said. "The worry is that while the bulk of the attacks are trivial, some of these youths could be carrying knives."

Cramer doesn't make the obvious connection to the 2nd Amendment issue, though. Imagine if Silver had been carrying. When the teenager punches him in the head, Silver pulls out a 9mm and shoots the kid in the face. His little friends all capture it on video. Now that would be hilarious.

Come to think of it, maybe concealed carry laws are why "happy slapping" hasn't caught on in the U.S.!

Jack-booted thugs attack church

The Supreme Court is going to hear a case on using psychedelic drugs in religious ceremonies. The appeals court rightly ruled in favor of the church, and the Supremes should have thrown the Bush administration's appeal in the crapper. Instead, they are going to hear the case, and they ought to rule decisively on the side of freedom.

The church should win this case, of course. It's about the right to control one's own consciousness. What's more fundamental than that? How can anyone possibly argue that there is a constitutional right to rip apart a baby in your womb, but not a constitutional right to do as you please with your own mind? Asshats!

More information about hoasca (ayahuasca) is here. I took ayahuasca prepared by a shaman in the Peruvian Amazon a few years back, and it was one of the most incredible trips of my life.

The essence of comedy

The essence of comedy is the misfortune of others.

Check out this video.

Thanks, Ace!

Can't we all just get along?

There's a great celebration going on over at the NRA (HT: PoliPundit). I salute these fine Americans, and I wish I could have been there with them.

However, it bothers me that NRA folk are often less than welcoming to their drug-taking brethren. Have you ever been to a gun show on LSD? It's awesome. But the natives give you dirty looks if you act too weird. And they don't appreciate tie-dye T-shirts much.

Can't we all just get along?

Scalia: sodomite?

Does Scalia do his wife up the pooper? Inquiring minds want to know.

Ace is right on in his analysis of this issue.

The Rude Pundit has a very thoughtful post on the issue.

Pat O'Brien update

A while back I posted on Pat O'Brien's awesome phone calls.

Now we have an update from a blogger who is in rehab with Pat. It's funny stuff!

Gilligan's Island: The Porno

Theme song by Ellis D. Tecnine and James Usrey

The mate he began to masturbate
The captain he tossed off
If not for the mouth of Maryann
The semen would be lost
The semen would be lost

Sandy Berger should be raped in the ass

Sandy Berger ought to be getting his ass raped in a dark prison.

But, NO, apparently stealing and destroying documents from the National Archives is not a big deal... even if the documents are related to the war on terror and Berger was trying to manipulate the historical record to make the Clinton administration look better.

What's worse than the lack of prison time and anal rape is the fact that they are not even taking away his security clearance! It's only suspended for three years! What the fuck is the point of security clearance if you let people keep their security clearance when they are caught red-handed doing exactly what security clearances are supposed to prevent?

Pat O'Brien: true American hero

This is just awesome! Thanks, Ace!

A tribute to Barney the dinosaur

by Ellis D. Tecnine
(to the tune of Yankee Doodle)

Barney is a pederast
The scourge of every nation
His scaly skin
In young children
Makes anal lacerations

Great moments in international politics

The president of Indonesia is named Susilo Bangbang Yada-yada. How cool is that?