Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Man pleads no contest to cattle relations.

Scheisse!

Remember that South Park bit about how fucked up German people are?

It's true!

A reasoned approach to terrorism

Maybe what we need is just some good old-fashioned common sense.

Slightly inappropriate for network news

CBS News guy John Roberts termed the Alito nomination "sloppy seconds" in a White House briefing.

You should have heard the follow-up question: "How did it feel when conservatives did a big Cleveland Steamer right on Harriet Miers' chest, and then gave her a Dirty Sanchez?"

The nanny state

Ruining everybody's fun once again.

Valerie Plame is a hot piece of ass

I wonder if she ever "took one for the team" back in her days as a spy.

Presidential service

I never thought I'd say this, but Monica Lewinsky is looking pretty good by comparison.