Intolerant Muslims meet insensitive goat sex jokes.

Hilarity ensues.

WWJC

What would Jesus carry?

What type of heat would he pack? I'm leaning toward an AR-15. Maybe that's just my bias because it's my favorite gun that I own, but it also has quality, precision, and elegance. Jesus wouldn't be caught dead holding no sloppy Russkie AK-47, I guarantee you that.

Guess who's back!

Don't hassle me, man.

Three and a half years might seem a long time to go between posts, but it will be worth it. We're back, and we'll have all of your God, Guns, and Drugs news on an ongoing basis.

God, Guns, and Drugs made America great. Let's keep all three!

Legalize it!

It's the best thing you can do.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Man pleads no contest to cattle relations.

Scheisse!

Remember that South Park bit about how fucked up German people are?

It's true!

A reasoned approach to terrorism

Maybe what we need is just some good old-fashioned common sense.

Slightly inappropriate for network news

CBS News guy John Roberts termed the Alito nomination "sloppy seconds" in a White House briefing.

You should have heard the follow-up question: "How did it feel when conservatives did a big Cleveland Steamer right on Harriet Miers' chest, and then gave her a Dirty Sanchez?"

The nanny state

Ruining everybody's fun once again.