Friday, October 28, 2005

Valerie Plame is a hot piece of ass

I wonder if she ever "took one for the team" back in her days as a spy.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Presidential service

I never thought I'd say this, but Monica Lewinsky is looking pretty good by comparison.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

The real question about Miers

Everyone's asking very weighty questions about Harriet Miers. What's her judicial philosophy? What does she think of Roe v. Wade? Where does she stand on affirmative action? Why is she such an embarassingly bad writer?

What I want to know, though, is:

Does she drink from the furry cup? Does she eat from the bushy bowl?

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Blame the victim

A man rapes a camel.

What's the Islamic answer to this love that dare not speak its name? Kill the camel.

Not that Christianity or Judaism are any better:
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. (Leviticus 20:15)

Saturday, October 01, 2005

A little song I wrote for you

The Dildo Connection

Why are there so many songs about dildos
and what they feel like inside?
Dildos can bruise ya, and cause bad contusions,
and dildos contain polyamide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the dildo connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.