Sunday, May 15, 2005

I hope this is true

The Newshounds show a transcript of an anti-abortion activist on the Alan Colmes show admitting that he screwed a mule.

I really hope this is true. But the Newshounds have been caught lying about quotes on Fox hundreds of times. In fact, Johnny Dollar has made a whole career out of correcting Newshounds' errors and lies.

I'll assume from Johnny Dollar's silence on the issue that the story is correct. Even better, the guy's name is Horsley!

That said, though, Colmes is stealing a page from Howard Stern. Stern has some great interviews with a KKK guy called Daniel Carver. The interviews are hilarious because Carver is both dumb and shockingly racist. Colmes is trying to smear anti-abortion activists by highlighting the odd mule-fucker among them. But that's not any more fair than it would be to smear distinguished KKK leaders like Robert Byrd by associating them with Daniel Carver.

UPDATE: It's legit! Colmes has audio archives to prove it. The guy admitted to screwing mules on a national radio program.


Douglas Hoffman said...

Hi Ellis,

Thanks for stopping by. As for the mule-man love story . . . But, wait! There's more!

And if you doubt the story, go take a look at Colmes' site:

Alan Colmes Radio

That one includes an audio link. Enjoy!


Josh said...

Yeah, gee, what kind of person would try to make a raving fucking lunatic look bad? You shoud have considered though, before counseling that pussy Alan Colmes not to let a drooling mule fucker stand in for the whole anti-choice movement, that he would have had to look long and hard for a reasonable person to interview. Declaring that a woman does not control her own body is, in fact, a sign that the anti-choicers are all shitsucking morons. This was probably one of the "smart" ones!