Scheisse!

Remember that South Park bit about how fucked up German people are?

It's true!

A reasoned approach to terrorism

Maybe what we need is just some good old-fashioned common sense.

Slightly inappropriate for network news

CBS News guy John Roberts termed the Alito nomination "sloppy seconds" in a White House briefing.

You should have heard the follow-up question: "How did it feel when conservatives did a big Cleveland Steamer right on Harriet Miers' chest, and then gave her a Dirty Sanchez?"