Valerie Plame is a hot piece of ass

I wonder if she ever "took one for the team" back in her days as a spy.

Presidential service

I never thought I'd say this, but Monica Lewinsky is looking pretty good by comparison.

The real question about Miers

Everyone's asking very weighty questions about Harriet Miers. What's her judicial philosophy? What does she think of Roe v. Wade? Where does she stand on affirmative action? Why is she such an embarassingly bad writer?

What I want to know, though, is:

Does she drink from the furry cup? Does she eat from the bushy bowl?

At least the money is going to good use

Evacuees binge on Cape: Spend fed cash on booze, strippers.

Blame the victim

A man rapes a camel.

What's the Islamic answer to this love that dare not speak its name? Kill the camel.

Not that Christianity or Judaism are any better:

And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. (Leviticus 20:15)

A little song I wrote for you

The Dildo Connection

Why are there so many songs about dildos
and what they feel like inside?
Dildos can bruise ya, and cause bad contusions,
and dildos contain polyamide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the dildo connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

A little song I wrote

Lines, lines, everywhere there's lines
Chop 'em with a razor
Or Mastercard is fine
You snort this, I'll snort that
Can't you see the lines?

Fascist pigs

I like PoliPundit (especially Lorie Byrd), but it pisses me off when DJ Drummond goes all right-wing drug warrior.

Ouch!

Man dies after being sodomized by horse.

Jacko Exclusive!

Exclusive, that is, other than Huffington's Toast:

McAuley Culkin cites reason for drug addiction.

Mmmmm.... lesbian porn

... from the San Francisco 49ers!

An idea whose time has come

Knife control in England.

More from Huffington's Toast

You gotta love the Hunter S. Thompon / Facundo Rivera storyline.

Laughing out loud

...at this Tom Cruise post at Huffington's Toast.

Tonight, on Britain's Funniest Home Videos

Oh, how I hope the camera was rolling.

HT: Drudge.

Some guys have all the luck

President Bush will have dinner with a porn star.

It's just too bad he doesn't do coke any more. I wouldn't mind snorting a couple lines off her ass!

Drunks Against Mad Mothers

The Rude Pundit says real liberals should drive home drunk.

The private lives of TV stars

Why Pat O'Brien loves Sesame Street.

I hope this is true

The Newshounds show a transcript of an anti-abortion activist on the Alan Colmes show admitting that he screwed a mule.

I really hope this is true. But the Newshounds have been caught lying about quotes on Fox hundreds of times. In fact, Johnny Dollar has made a whole career out of correcting Newshounds' errors and lies.

I'll assume from Johnny Dollar's silence on the issue that the story is correct. Even better, the guy's name is Horsley!

That said, though, Colmes is stealing a page from Howard Stern. Stern has some great interviews with a KKK guy called Daniel Carver. The interviews are hilarious because Carver is both dumb and shockingly racist. Colmes is trying to smear anti-abortion activists by highlighting the odd mule-fucker among them. But that's not any more fair than it would be to smear distinguished KKK leaders like Robert Byrd by associating them with Daniel Carver.

UPDATE: It's legit! Colmes has audio archives to prove it. The guy admitted to screwing mules on a national radio program.

I gotta move to Canada!

Canada is giving away free crack pipes!

Now, that's a frozen socialist wasteland I could live with!

HT: Alarming News.