An idea whose time has come

Knife control in England.

More from Huffington's Toast

You gotta love the Hunter S. Thompon / Facundo Rivera storyline.

Laughing out loud

...at this Tom Cruise post at Huffington's Toast.

Tonight, on Britain's Funniest Home Videos

Oh, how I hope the camera was rolling.

HT: Drudge.

Some guys have all the luck

President Bush will have dinner with a porn star.

It's just too bad he doesn't do coke any more. I wouldn't mind snorting a couple lines off her ass!

Drunks Against Mad Mothers

The Rude Pundit says real liberals should drive home drunk.

The private lives of TV stars

Why Pat O'Brien loves Sesame Street.

I hope this is true

The Newshounds show a transcript of an anti-abortion activist on the Alan Colmes show admitting that he screwed a mule.

I really hope this is true. But the Newshounds have been caught lying about quotes on Fox hundreds of times. In fact, Johnny Dollar has made a whole career out of correcting Newshounds' errors and lies.

I'll assume from Johnny Dollar's silence on the issue that the story is correct. Even better, the guy's name is Horsley!

That said, though, Colmes is stealing a page from Howard Stern. Stern has some great interviews with a KKK guy called Daniel Carver. The interviews are hilarious because Carver is both dumb and shockingly racist. Colmes is trying to smear anti-abortion activists by highlighting the odd mule-fucker among them. But that's not any more fair than it would be to smear distinguished KKK leaders like Robert Byrd by associating them with Daniel Carver.

UPDATE: It's legit! Colmes has audio archives to prove it. The guy admitted to screwing mules on a national radio program.